My FFH (firefighter husband) and I took a ride to deliver these items to a friend .. she had recently had surgery, so I whipped him--I mean , whipped up a few dishes and these baked goods for her. To get to her home, where she is recuperating , we had to drive along the parkway for a spell. I simply must tell you all this.
OK, as women, when you see a row of tractor trailer trucks behind you in the left lane, what is your first thought? Is it the same as mine? My thought is audience, audience, audience. Fun, Fun, Fun! They, the truck drivers, are so high up they can see right in your car. How unbelievably AWESOME is that?? It's a nice, quick cheap thrill.. take the thrills where and when you can get 'em, I say. Now come on, don't be boring, we've all shown some boob or sucked our thumb for the truck driver, just to hear him blow his horn, or flip us a wink. But I wanted to take it one step further today.. I wanted the same freeness I felt as we drove along the Key West Highway with my FFH hanging my panties out of the car window. So whats a girl to do??
Play the organ. Play your heart out on it. Hit the high notes, hit the low notes, play slow, play fast, play soft, and play hard. While you're playing the organ, think of that song from the early 80's that goes, Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, Oh NO I've got to keep on moving.... Keep it up till you hit the crescendo. Pray you don't crash and Make CERTAIN all the truck drivers know what you're doing... that's the best part.. THAT is KEY! As each one passes and looks down at you like this,

either smile, snarl, wink, wave ,pucker your lips, flip him the bird, (But don't try to talk, it's rude to talk with your mouth full) ,whatever, you'll not only have made his, or possibly her, day, you'll have made your FFHs as well. Please remember and never forget that a tractor trailer truck on the parkway in the left lane is a good thing, but one in the right lane is
even BETTER. I'll let you know why another time. Enough of my BS.
Onto this jewel of a cake....Applesauce Breakfast Cake
This charming little breakfast cake is so simple, so tasty, and so very easy.. I bet you have everything you need right in your kitchen.
This recipe has been adapted from The Better Homes and Gardens Jr. Cookbook. Original recipe
found here.
Grease an 8 inch square pan. Prepare your topping first. Gather together your brown sugar, butter, cinnamon, flour, and either chopped walnuts, pecans or old fashioned oatmeal. I chose the oatmeal, because I am an old-fashioned girl, you know. 
I wore white at my wedding. I wore white at my 2nd wedding also. Mix all these ingredients together and set aside.

In a large bowl, combine your flour, sugar, baking powder, and baking soda, along with a dash of salt.

In yet another bowl, combine your applesauce,

this size is just perfect, and no I'm not going to joke about size right now, your egg, oil, and vanilla. Mix well. Now, Add this applesauce mixture to the flour mixture,

stir till just wet. --Why, you tease. Nope, I'm leaving the word wet alone too right now. Really its funny when you think of it, cooking is almost like dirty sex talk.. dry, wet, mix, mound, rub, knead, taste, palm full, squirt, buns, sausage, pound, etc.. Oh, I could so go on.. Now, Pour into your prepared pan.

Sprinkle the topping over the batter.

Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes.
Look how charming. It's alarming how charming I feel right now.

Simplicity at its best.

Perfect gift for a sick friend,

perfect quick breakfast treat,

Quite good,and that's all folks.
My Guy Ty is tired this week. I actually felt bad for him.. he came into the house, knelt down and proceeded to cover himself like this

He wasn't up to the usual task of umm--scr--cooking with me, he actually pleaded with me.. Please Queen of Sheeba, let me rest..
His pleas got to me, so I tucked him in
and he watched today.. Yeppers, he watched me cook, he watched me put on a show, he watched me use my new girlie toys--I mean ..kitchen tools, and he really , really likes my new peek-a-boo apron.
Side note.. want a chance to win an apron
visit Karen at DomestickMuse here.
Reality is, the man needs a romp respite. He can not handle my aggressiveness, he can't handle my needs, he can't handle my go baby go attitude this week. A letdown really, but I am known to go with the flow, every now and then. So, I chose to make Chocolate Banana Bread, another baked good for my friend, original recipe found in Tyler's Ultimate cookbook and is on my cute key ingredient card below. And no, I didn't choose bananas so His Hotness could watch me peel them or to see if I improved on my oral depth skills. Really, that is NOT why I chose to work with the banana.
This will count as my TFF contribution this week.
Tyler Florence Fridays, come see what it's all about! This is a simple bread recipe, loaded with flavor, it's been done by some of the girls in the group before, so I won't go into detail. To begin, Preheat your oven to 350. Butter your 9x5 loaf pan. Whisk together your dry ingredients,

in a large bowl and set aside. Now gather your mashed bananas, eggs, vanilla, and your melted chocolate.
Beat your butter in your vibrating Kitchen aid, thank God for the vibration since Ty is out of commission this week, and once your butter is lightened, beat in the rest of those ingredients.

Stir your flour mixture into that until it looks like this.
Pour into your prepared pan and bake for 50-60 minutes or until Mr. Toothpick says its OK to come out. Cool in pan for 15 minutes,
Then remove and cool completely on wire rack.
Suffice it to say, it is plenty delicious,

just look.
Look again,
OK, one more time.

I don't know I'm a bit disappointed in His Hotness this week, and I told him so. He's acting like he has HIS period. Grouchy thing that he is today. I just want to wring his neck. Doesn't he know I look forward to our weekly sessions. He better just get his freaking groove going for next week, or I'm apt to let him go.
But I'll let you in on a secret, that car ride with my FFH wore me out anyway. You know why, I got to drive home. And what comes around, goes around....
I want to thank
Mary Beth of Dunkin Cooking the Semi-Homemade Way for this award. Please check out her blog.. This month she is doing all crock pot recipes. She has an awesome blog and loads of great recipes!! And she is
MY gal Cheryl's sister in law. Lucky you, MaryBeth!Thank you again for thinking of me!! So happy, doing the happy dance..
You are such a nice girl, so glad you enjoyed your trip, I like flash my boobies! when I was younger that is! LOL. Where do you get these amazing photos of my guy ty?
ReplyDeleteLove the recipes too!
lol - great post.....made my morning :)
ReplyDeleteOh yum! Both look amazing! I have some bananas hanging out in my freezer and I think it's time to pull them out :)
ReplyDeletethe panties never left the window it was sandys bra that was hanging out of the truck.
ReplyDeleteThe food looks delcious, as always, and you crack me up, as always. Yay for baked goods and car rides!!
ReplyDeleteI am really gonna have to try the banana bread, how could chocolate anything be wrong, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteI think everyone needs to eat more cake for breakfast! Both recipes look delicious!
ReplyDeleteWow, everything look so yummy, especially the applesauce cake. I remember seeing Tyler's chocolate banana bread recipe in either Gourmet or Bon Appetit and it really appealed to me, even though I'm not a fan of banana bread. I'll have to give that recipe another look...
ReplyDeleteLove this post! Both recipes look awesome!! I am always in the mood to bake:)
ReplyDeleteIs that really Ty on the bed? What is Food Network doing to you!? I meant to ask a couple posts ago, what does it mean to "go to Brazil" as you put it?
ReplyDeleteYou are a 'hoot and a hollar' as we southerners say! That truck driver is cute too :) Yes, dear where do you get those photos??? That bread looks good, and I wish I had a 'hot piece' right now...
ReplyDeleteI like how Scott corrects you, whip him girl!
Chocolate banana bread is right up my alley. At The First Unconfidential Cooks' Dinner, someone brought banana chocolate-chip muffins that were plenty good (I will post next week), but your recipe is even more chocolate-y, which works for this chocoholic. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteLOL another wonderful post and great recipes!
ReplyDeleteHead over to my blog as I have something waiting for you!
Girl, you crack me up. Both recipes look tasty, my kids would love the chocolate banana bread.
ReplyDeleteBoth of these look so good...but the topping on the cake, OMG! Yum!
ReplyDeleteok, so I live in the south honey, and I have NEVER seen a truck driver that looks like that! Don't get me wrong, we need them to deliver and pick up, but that good lookin'?!;) Applesauce cake looks yum, I'll have to try it!
ReplyDeleteI never thought that cooking was so full of dirty words! LOL Cute post :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm glad we have this all in the open now. I either have your reaction to seeing the Semi truck drivers, or I'm just pissed off because they're weaving in and out of my lane. I prefer your reaction though. There's more thrill! On to desserts, these cakes/breads look so fabulous! And how sweet of you to deliver these tasty treats to your recooperating friend!! Yum!
ReplyDeleteLOL at messing with the truck drivers. It's been a long time...
ReplyDeleteThese both look yummy but that bread is really catching my eye. I have bananas rotting as I type this. If I didn't have to leave town in a couple of hours, I'd be all over this recipe tonight!
This is a great trucker story!! can't wait to hear about the ones in the right lane!!
ReplyDeleteYummy looking cakes!
Um, I don't quite know what to think.
ReplyDeleteDare I say that my husband use to be a truck driver? I always wondered why he was so horny when he came home from work, 19 years later I have my answer. We're gonna have a little talk when he gets home tonight.
Or maybe, show and tell.
Can't wait to try that Applesauce Breakfast Cake.
I pretty much laughed the entire time reading this. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIf I can stop laughing - wow! Your applesauce bread came out great. I make this a lot at Christmas time and it's wonderful. I usually make apple butter to go with this but I'm afraid to tell you how to make it for fear of who knows what you'll do with it!!!! lol ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove the applesauce bread - looks healthy, but yummy for breakfast. So did you watch Tyler on Oprah yesterday??
ReplyDeleteUm, I must be really naive. What is playing the organ?
ReplyDeleteMmm that applesauce cake looks fantastic! I will be making it soon!
ReplyDeleteI wish we were neighbors so you could bake for my family and I could actually learn to bake..lol!
ReplyDeleteEverything looks so good!
Both look very yummy! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteYou've given us two winners today. I especially like the breakfast cake.
ReplyDeleteApplesauce cake mailed to Los Angeles stat please!
ReplyDeleteBoth applesauce cake and chocolate banana bread look wonderful! I wish I could bake such yummy cakes!
ReplyDeleteYour blog is a delight to read! The breads look WONDERFUL, I can't wait to try them!
ReplyDeleteSuch a saucy baker you are!! Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteTyler was on Oprah? I'll have to check out my DVR-- strictly for research purposes. He's all yours, Donna... I'll just admire him from afar.
ReplyDeleteLOVE applesauce ANYTHING and I've been on an oatmeal kick lately. This sounds perfect for a Saturday morning treat for my family.
As always, you made me smile, wickedly. I need to watch that-- you're really starting to grow on me. Love ya!
Debby
That has to be the cutest trucker I've ever seen! I saw Tyler on Oprah... and his wife! So jealous. Your cakes look soooooo good! I wish you were the girl-next-door to me. We could have tea, and your yummy cakes!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great friend you are. Those looks so yummy. I will have to try them. I bet my daugther would love some of those for breakfast before school instead of just plain ol cereal all the time. Thanks for sharing and always commenting on my blog!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on these great awards!! And you know, I was enjoying your blog but then you had to give me applesauce breakfast cake and chocolate banana bread and now I'm hungry again!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteGood grief woman! thats one helluva post! And I want those treats!
ReplyDeleteEverything makes me so hungry...I can't stop drooling over Tyler...I mean the recipes.
ReplyDeleteyummmmm! that cake sounds so good! and your hubster is quite good looking too!!
ReplyDeleteOoooh, you are naughty, but I like you. :-)
ReplyDeleteBoth cakes look fab, if only I could eat bananas, apples are good though.
LOL, my mind did so did not go there at first. I was thinking a rant on your hubby's driving was coming.
ReplyDeleteThat applesauce breakfast cake looks wonderful. Guess I need to by some applesauce.
~ingrid
As good as Tyler Florence eh?
ReplyDeleteOMG you are so crazy woman! Should we let sara up there in on the secret?
ReplyDeleteThe breads look awesome, I'm sure your friend loved them!
Play the organ...ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteI like the crack in your bread- almost plumber like :-)
I feel sorry that Ty had to cover his raw and chapped man parts because all of the "work" he had to do with you Donna. You can't work men "that" hard!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I also gave you an award, so please pick it up!
ReplyDeleteDonna you are too much!!! Each post gets funnier! I love it! Each bread looks great and I love the pics of Ty......
ReplyDeleteLOl you make me LAUGH SO HARD!!
ReplyDeletethose breads look SO good
i have a carrot that can replace the kielbasa. the biggest i have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteLoved the recipes and the story. Not that I'd like to be sick, but would love to live closer to you to get some of your baked goodies.
ReplyDeleteScott a k a vern-- This man is my brother in law.. Just so you know.. He has a wickedly evil, damn funny sense of humor. I am hoping he will do a guest appearance on my blog next time he's in Jersey or Im in Florida.. will you be big enough to do that Vern?? I hear you are one amazing cook..Pretty please with toatsed buns on top.
ReplyDeleteI've put chocolate chips and dried cranberries in my banana bread- and love it! Yours looks really smokin' hot to me!
ReplyDeleteyay for tyler again! I loved reading this post, because I'm in a particularly amorous mood today...hee hee!
ReplyDeleteI WANT A HUGE HUNK of that applesauce breakfast cake! oats, cinnamon, apple, brown sugar? CLASSIC yum!
Thanks for answering my question about Brazil. Now I can officially say "Ouch". I don't think I told you yesterday, I love the pic of the smiling truck driver. I don't know where you find these photos, but they always add to your story so much. :)
ReplyDeleteDonna I love both recipes! I am loving the Tyler obsession! Very entertaining! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeletelol...
ReplyDeleteI was going to mention how tasty this applesauce breakfast cake sounded...but now all I can think about are those truckers I'm going to have to face on the road over the weekend. Thanks for the giggle!
Where did you find those pictures of Tyler? He was so young there!
ReplyDeleteYou did it. You finally wore Tyler out.
ReplyDeleteWell, I hope he gets plenty of bedrest and fluids, so he is in fighting shape for next Friday.
Your baked goods look great! So nice of you to bake for your friend.
As for your driving escapades.. are you sure you haven't been driving around West of Toronto? They seem to have an unusual amount of jack-knifed trucks.
Wow, cute guys PLUS great baked goods! I must read more of your blog. ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's a great recipe for breakfast! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteWoman you're hilarious. Thanks for my belly laugh (and the recipe for the applesauce cake).
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!! I am living life and eating cake for breakfast tomorrow!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
ReplyDeleteChocolate + banana bread = yum! I've put chocolate chips in mine before, but I've never had a chocolate version. The applesauce cake looks great too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my blog. My husband says he loves you.
ReplyDeleteDonna, girl, you are nuts! I don't care about your recipes, LOL, I'm here to read about your adventures and give you advice on flatulence.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend!
Donna, I've said it before, I'll say it again - you are a hoot! I have no idea how your mind works at all and we are the same gender!
ReplyDeletei must say this is the most interesting food blog i've ever read. lol. you're bad! everything looks great from the cake to the bread to tyler on the bed.
ReplyDeleteI could easily go for either one of those for breakfast this morning!
ReplyDeleteWow! This sounds heavenly! I would love to have a big slice in the morning! Thanks for sharing :) Great pics!
ReplyDeleteOMG, these look so wonderful! I cannot wait to try them both. Oh, and Donna? My friend Shirley's husband works for a research firm that is researching driver distraction. They are leaving video cameras in people's cars. I can get you his number, if you'd like to participate in the study ;)
ReplyDeleteI do not like bananas much, but enjoy cooking especially food cake. Meetings not very good that this will taste like
ReplyDeleteI will write again on my blog about this subject when completed
Thanks
what a great blog you have.
ReplyDeleteI am going to try any time the applesauce breakfast cake.
olga