Speaking of quickies, do you like them? They have their moments. I've been practicing for ONE specific quickie for a while.. I mean we've all done the normal quickies in the limo, the bathroom of a friends house, the backyard of a neighbors house, the hotel pool, the airplane, the dressing room at Target, the balcony of a bar in Key West, under the boardwalk, under the bleachers, in a hot air balloon, deck of a cruise ship, elevator in Atlantic City, you know the norm. BUT I have always had trouble with ONE specific quickie. You know which one?? THE CAR WASH!!
I have tried and tried but the deed was never fully accomplished until this afternoon. YAY! Mission Fulfilled. Took a while , it was a challenge, but if you'd like to try I recommend the following:
- Make sure partner is driving
- Get the partner hot and bothered prior to entering the car wash.
- Practice your Kegels for weeks before
- Good tunes on the radio
- Miniskirt, no undergarments
- Your cell phone camera to record it all.
- Then go post it on You tube.
- Thank me later
Onto My First Giveaway!!! Why am I having a giveaway? Because I like YOU, and I like YOU even more, and I like YOU and YOU and YOU the very best! There will be three winners!! Three prizes!! Let's Call it my Spring Fever Giveaway!! In honor of spring and my heart of you!
First ,I am giving away one Cooks Illustrated Newest Special Issue Magazine, Spring Entertaining! This magazine will put the fruit in your loop.
To enter, all you have to do is leave me a comment telling me your most favorite sexual position. JUST kidding, calm down! Seriously, to enter leave me a comment with the name of one of your MOST favorite cookbooks. That's all. However, If you want a second entry, just mention this giveaway in one of your blog posts with a link. Or without. Then come back and let me know via a comment again. The winners will be picked via the random number thingie--help me Cheryl, if I can figure it out, if not, I will do the numbers out of a hat. So good luck! Contest is closed on Tuesday March 24th at 6AM. Winners announced shortly afterward! Thank You! And Good Luck. Practice those Kegels!