So anyway, FFH(firefighter husband) and I were out shopping for a new showerhead. Holy Good Lord, God have Mercy in Heaven, be still my fast beating heart! Have you ever noticed just how freaking erotic the showerhead aisle at Home Depot is? You are just SMACKED in the face with these long shiny thick pieces of metal that have vibrating, pulsating,massaging, round, oblique, and dual shower heads!! All shapes , all sizes!
Talk about a mind blowingly satisfying, fulfilling, once in a lifetime experience! WOW!! A GREAT ONE!! One for the books. Take your spouse through the aisle... If You take him, He WILL Come.. and with any luck so you will you! Believe me, trust me, you wont even need the foreplay, ladies, just read the damn descriptions, look at the nozzles, imagine the possibilities, and find the display shed.
HOLY CRAP! DO IT, GO ON! DO IT!!! YOU WONT REGRET IT and your partner will love you all the more for it!
I have just one complaint about shower head manufacturers though! They should invent a shower head that attaches these dual heads
This one is for you Cheryl, becausewhile browsing your archives, I saw your favorite candy is Malted Milk balls,
Gather together your ingredients,
Combine together your flour, salt, baking soda, and your instant chocolate drink mix. I used this.
HOLY SH**it can I just say all this talk of BALLS is beginning to get me a bit hot and bothered.. Balls, shower heads, balls, more balls, feathers, wait feathers, huh, where did that come from.. . Anyway, shape into 1 1/2 inch balls, or use a cookie scoop, and place 2 inches apart on a greased cookie sheet.. I used parchment and silpats.
April of AbbySweets with her Chocolate Malted Whopper Cookies
Barbara of Barbara Bakes with her Malted Milk Chocolate Cake
Recipe Girl with her Malted Mousse Cake
Julie of Peanut Butter and Julie with her famous Malt Shop Cupcakes.
My FFH , after our escapade, then says to me, You see honey, That is why I NEVER let you go to the sporting goods store alone either.. Honestly though nothing about sporting goods turns me on, nope, not the baseball bats, not the helmets, not the boxing gloves, but oh, those baseball cups, baseball cups, the extra large baseball cups.... gotta run...XXXOOO to all of you for the ultra-supportive comments the other day!