My strapping, brave, strong, virile, fighter of flames and all things hot, he who can carry grown men out of buildings, he who can lug huge poundage of equipment on his back in frigid cold or steaming hot weather, FFH singing with a girl voice.!!! AND saying Lets Go Girls! Lets Go Girls. No, It can not be. I think NOT! I can NOT have this. I won't stand for it. Next thing you know he'll be singing Man, I feel like a woman, and then I'd just die.
He has no right to feel like a woman! Side note--if he were a woman--I mean maybe that would be fun for a day or two, but hey, I am all about those johnsons, not the triangles. I don't need to know about the triangles. Really don't wanna go to the triangle.-- I do think he realized the error of his ways because I removed his hand from my knee and shook my head, laughed and cried inside.
That is my kind of song to sing in the car, NOT HIS! Come on, admit it you all sing in the car, in the shower, in the kitchen. You gotta admit this is the best song to sing to, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.. The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun, yeah...doing a dance.. raise my voice, forget I'm a lady (was I ever),color my hair, do what I dare, get outta line, go crazy, miniskirts, no inhibitions, no conditions, I am sooo all over that song. HE can not touch it. I OWN THAT SONG! WE women own that song .. How dare he. Bad FFH Bad! I had to knock him out for that lapse of sanity, singing our song. If you are not familiar with that song, get familiar with it, dance to it, live it ,breathe it, shower to it, cook to it, dance with your girlfriends to it, get drunk to it, and of course, watch some porn with it too. The lyrics are here.
- My favorite number is 69.
- I know more ways than anyone to eat a banana.
- I want to dress like Wonder Woman and walk through YOUR neighborhood.
- Johnsons of the cooks on Food Network intrigue me. And I hope they intrigue you as well.
- My favorite songs are Cause Ive Had a Bad Day( thrusting reasons), and Stroke Me Stroke Me.
- I do not believe my FFH when he blames the gaseous smell in the room on my puppy.
- I don't own more loungerie than Victorias Secret has in stock.
- My FFH and I only use our BIG Rolls Royce immersion blender for soup, and soup alone..
- I like to squeeze my own lemons. I dont need a juicer;)
- You can not make a sauce out of edible panties.
- I LOVE Uggs and flip flops.
- I can not get through one morning without my large Dunkin Donuts cream only coffee.
- I have 4 children and 4 stepchildren all under 12. So every other weekend when I have 8, I hide in my closet.
- One of my most favorite things to do is go to garage sales. LOVE them.
- I love Bloody Marys Sunday Mornings, Mojitos in the summer, spiked hot chocolate in the winter, and shots of Baileys at any time.
- Every Mothers Day weekend , I start my garden, grow lots of herbs, loads of veggies.
- I need a new hairdo.. Ive had the same one almost, since high school.
- Eating honey roasted peanuts while I watch 24 and Greys Anatomy, and ER is a must!
- I miss my Dad who passed when I was 19. He was a firefighter too.
- My FFH is my best friend, and he has brilliant oral skills.