Do you ever wonder why one of our assets is slightly more morphed than the other? Well, I have my theory .. I think the boob that gets the more action, is the boob that is slightly bigger,... same reasoning goes for houseplants.. the one you water and talk to more (um not that I talk to my plants), gets bigger than the others..
Think about my theory. Think about the side of the bed your partner sleeps on.. if he is on the right side of the bed, he uses his right hand more and probably more on the left boob. Therefore left boob slightly bigger.. My Einstein like qualities amaze me all the time.. Honestly you'd think men would know we prefer action on both boobs at the same time all the time,
but they seem to like to pay attention to only one at a time, most times.. why is that?? Comment on that any of my men reader cyberfriends? We as women want to know. Really it doesnt take a genious to figure that out.. both boobs going at the same time and youve got it made, in agreement fellow women? Geez, you wanna go a step further, get both boobs going and have dessert on us at the same time, and in Heaven we'll be...And no I haven't just had 4 back to back dirty martinis,
Im just telling it like it is cus Im 40 and I can.. Lets hear it for the dual boob move, oh yes..the dual boob move..Hooray for the dual boob action!! Hey if we can double ball in mouth,
you can double boob in mouth, or at the very least the 2 special boob areas..
So ladies, do me a favor have your partners cup you , and let me know your findings. Then just for shIts and giggles, cup his balls back and see which one is bigger. Cus you know what , one is. Even when standing at attention, one is the Captain. Now go play and get one(or more) off for me.. Now on to my french onion soup..
French Onion Soup , My Way
Get some LARGE onions,
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