French Onion Soup , My Way

My Way French Onion Soup

Onions are like boobs. No two onions are ever the same size.. neither are two boobs.

I don't care what you say, you can say Im a lying fool, I firmly hold my ground on this point. Why do you think they invented the Oprah bras.. to hide this charming imperfection and it is indeed charming, boobs are a beautiful thing, all shapes sizes and weights..

One boob is either SLIGHTLY more round, more narrow, more wide, or more firm. Seriously. Ask your husband or sig other the question am I a bit lopsided honey??? and tell him or her you expect the truth. If he says no, theyre the same size, take off your shirt and bra, cup your boobs, one in each hand and tell him OK.. now feel and tell me. (If you want to make a play date out of it, wear only your ruby red panties and heels while doing this or do it directly in or out of the shower). Have him cup each one,

spread fingers to determine girth , have him squeeze each one, weigh each one, circle each one, tell him do it both ways .. with your arms up in the air

and at your sides, better yet, tell him to place each one in his mouth and see how far his cheeks puff out.. etc..Yes, he'll have to admit there is a variation in the boobness that is us women.

Do you ever wonder why one of our assets is slightly more morphed than the other? Well, I have my theory .. I think the boob that gets the more action, is the boob that is slightly bigger,... same reasoning goes for houseplants.. the one you water and talk to more (um not that I talk to my plants), gets bigger than the others..

Think about my theory. Think about the side of the bed your partner sleeps on.. if he is on the right side of the bed, he uses his right hand more and probably more on the left boob. Therefore left boob slightly bigger.. My Einstein like qualities amaze me all the time.. Honestly you'd think men would know we prefer action on both boobs at the same time all the time,

but they seem to like to pay attention to only one at a time, most times.. why is that?? Comment on that any of my men reader cyberfriends? We as women want to know. Really it doesnt take a genious to figure that out.. both boobs going at the same time and youve got it made, in agreement fellow women? Geez, you wanna go a step further, get both boobs going and have dessert on us at the same time, and in Heaven we'll be...And no I haven't just had 4 back to back dirty martinis,

Im just telling it like it is cus Im 40 and I can.. Lets hear it for the dual boob move, oh yes..the dual boob move..Hooray for the dual boob action!! Hey if we can double ball in mouth,

you can double boob in mouth, or at the very least the 2 special boob areas..

So ladies, do me a favor have your partners cup you , and let me know your findings. Then just for shIts and giggles, cup his balls back and see which one is bigger. Cus you know what , one is. Even when standing at attention, one is the Captain. Now go play and get one(or more) off for me.. Now on to my french onion soup..

French Onion Soup , My Way

Get some LARGE onions,

I usually use Spanish ones. Cut them in half and slice them.

In a large 8 quart pot, melt butter with oil.

Add your onions and cook till translucent.

Add your sugar and cook for 1 hour or until slightly caramelized. Add the flour and cook 1 minute. Do the chicken dance with your children or pets while having a glass of champagne.. it can be done.. and its fun.. Add your broth, water, salt and pepper. Cook 30 minutes. Stir in your wines,

MMMM, love the wines, have a glass of each while you are at it, and Simmer for 2 hours.. Now when ready to serve preheat broiler.. To serve, ladle soup into your soup crock ..

Slice up some french bread,

and top with some,

Place some swiss cheese on top..

for me the breadier the cheesier, the more orgasms the better.. justlivin life people, livin life.. place in your broiler,

until cheese is melted and bubbly.OH Look,

yes, look again,

OK once more,

one more honey just one promise, oh sorry my mind went elsewhere..

It is deliciousIMVHO..Freezes well also!

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