I could NOT, NOT, NOT let my 69th post go by without a celebration giveaway..I mean 69 being my most favorite sport, and all. I am giving away 5 wonderful prizes at the end of this post in honor of 69. How can one NOT love 69? Such a nice number. A hot, nice number. A number that is in favor of women. How? A smart sexy savvy horny deep throated woman knows NOT to let her man reach that finish line until she's had all hers. ALL hers. 69 has the potential for a MULTIPLE satisfying experience.
Repeat after me.. No reaching the finish line till I get all of mine.. that is the rule of my number 69.. Repeat after me.. NO REACHING THE FINISH LINE, TILL I GET ALL OF MINE.. THAT is the RULE OF MY NUMBER 69! YEAH, baby, lets hear it for 69.
OK, I know you're thinking what if its 2 girlies whose favorite numbers are 69? Interesting thought, intriguing, hmmm.. I'll try-- give it some thought.
Toffee Peanut Butter Cookies
Passionate Eater felt bad that Tyler had to cover his raw and chopped man parts becuz of all the work he had to do with me..
Geez, Monica, what about me? My manicure was ruined, my lips were chapped, and I had a sore neck and knees for days. Passionate Eater also wants to do yoga poses at home in front of a George Clooney poster... OMG girlfriend, excellent idea for an inner thight workout.
Judy thinks this photo of chicken being sliced is a bit suggestive (Oh My virgin ears)
and she says she never fakes it.. good for you ,Judy, with a mind like yours and thinking of chicken that way, I wouldnt expect any less.
BuffaloDick admits he faked it once, he says the sheep dont seem to care. He also says I have all his respect and awe becuz I can do the deed in a car wash. AW, Shucks, BD, you should see what I can accomplish on a trampoline.
Joie de Vivre says it is not possible to complete the deed in a car wash.. well my sweet friend, I am always open to an audience.
Poor Amy, my very Good Calm in the Kitchen Friend, leaves my posts salivating and blushing, maybe you recall she is also the one who drools and laughs at the same time... Don't worry, Amy, when the men in the white coats come, you've got a friend.
Mary Beth practices her kegels every day at work while sitting at her desk.. just wondering though Mary Beth, where are your hands during practice sessions? Do you have the goofy smiles at work?
Hairball says My FFH and I better never get arrested, she'd miss me.. Honestly though hairball, one of my fantasies involves a female prison.
John GL says a good stiff kielbasa will always save the day.. Um John are speaking from experience? Do you use front door or back?
Mama Chicken and Carole will never look at showerheads the same way again.. never mind looking at them, use them ladies, Cheryl loves her showerhead and at times they are one. Now you're talking my language; self-pleasure-ese.
Wait till I tell you about Chef E, Oh Chef E, you make me laugh. Chef E says malted milk balls are great massage and play toys if you rub them on your parnter. She also says she gets turned on by me getting turned on.. OK, shh, my FFH works nights sometimes.. phone me..
Doggybloggy wonders .. add 20 minutes to BJ time how long can this go on.. till one is begging for completion then 5 minutes more.
Buffalodick also couldnt focus on the rest of my post after reading about adding 20 minutes to BJ time. Jeez, guys, 20 minutes is easy peasy. Women take note as to of how much POWER one can yield through the raw talent of a good long old fashioned BJ..
Joanne reminds me of one of the greatest benefits of the BJ, she says think of how strong your abs would get from all that up and down motion. Not to mention you can make fish cheeks better than anyone. She also says That a BJ is the gift that keeps on giving. Right on sister.
Doggy Bloggy also says they should 'erect' a monument in my honor.. high praise indeed.. a johnson in my honor..you flatter me.. He then goes on to say.. and being the cook that I am I love putting things in peoples mouths.. he bets my pie is a tasty treasure. You can take that one to Atlantic City, Christo, and put it all on black
Rauolys Girl Says SWALLOW, why waste a good thing, Spryte is of the same thinking SWALLOW, DUH! Justjoycee says You are not a real woman unless you swallow. Do you guys swallow after he eats a garlicky dinner, also? Garlic seeps through everything, everything. I do, I am a trooper. Swallow equals control.. Swallow equals control.
Reeni says I Love an Easy tart.. I love you right back Reeni!
Bob is a man of the dual boob move, he doesn't care if one is bigger, he's just glad they are there. Same reasnoning I use for the one eyed muscles, admit it they are not the prettiest of sites, but Im glad they are there, so glad.
Jeff stopped reading one of my posts after seeing little bo peep, he had to make a bathroom stop.. you did save me the video,right, Jeff, honey?
Please if you haven't been to any of these above referenced blogs, visit and say hi.. they are fun, the people are wonderful, and their cooking is delicious!!
Onto my giveaway in honor of my 69th post. 5 winners! 5 awesome prizes! Each prize is a special edition cooking magazine that I purchased from one of my most favorite stores in the world, Barnes and Noble Bookstore. I could spend hours upon hours in that store. Other fav stores of mine include Victorias Secret, Adam and Eve, Wegmans, and Williams Sonoma. Just thought you should know. Winners picked via the random integer thingie.
First number picked will receive Cuisine At Home Grilling Cuisine Tonight.. 80 new recipes, 34 ultimate southern menus and more..100 pages with photos of every recipe!
All you have to do to enter is tell me about your very first 69 experience, not too much detail, just whether or not you enjoyed it and why. OK ,you know me by now and know I am joking.
For one entry, leave me a comment telling me what your most favorite, no fail appetizer is..link to it if youd like..
If you'd like a second entry, link to this post in your blog about this giveaway. Then come back and tell me.
Third entry, really tell me about your first 69 experience or paste my button on your blog. Let me know.
Drawing ends next Sunday night 4/26, 9PM. Good luck and may the number 69 be with you. And also with you.