A couple of nights ago, FFH(firefighter husband) and I were alone.. as part of my Mothers Day gift FROM him, he bought me a new battery operated toy for us to play with.. we had a couple of hours alone (or so we thought) and were having a blast with my new purple present pal. Out of the blue we heard banging at the front door. Oh No, someone returned unexpectedly. I had no where to hide my toy.. I frantically threw my toy into my pocketbook, hid the cuffs,
Next morning, I went with a friend to the Courthouse
The man started rifling through my bag and his eyes popped.. He had to remove my toy, Oh dear lord, And run my bag through again to make sure it was the toy causing the beep. . AND to make matters worse, as he took it out he grabbed it by the wrong freaking button, and the thing was making the VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM sound, ladies you all know THAT sound, and doing a twisty motion dance...
OMG!! My friend was screaming with laughter as were the others in line. Me, I just shrugged, smiled, accepted my toy back , expertly turned it off, held my head high with dignity, as my face fely hotter than like ever, placed it back in my bag, and thanked the nice gentleman in the blue uniform with a gun strapped to his belt, and made sure to shake my ass as I walked away.. I can't recall a time I was more embarrassed. Not even the time we got pulled over by the dudes in blue, and I had panties on my head.
Last of the imitation posts for now. I have a few others ready to go but I am holding off till next month for those. I found this recipe for Homemade Big Macs on Chubba Gurls blog. She found it from Grilling 24 x 7. It is a wonderful copycat recipe.
It tastes really yummy. Better than the real thing... that is if you get a craving for the real thing every so often.. And it is a fun thing to make. The kids get all excited about making Mickey D's something at home. Can't say its a healthy recipe, but it does the taste buds good.
First you must gather your special sauce ingredientsMix these ingredients
- The bottom bun
- The Special Sauce
- A few diced onions
- sliced lettuce
- slice of cheddar cheese
- one burger patty
- the middle bun
- a tablespoon or so of special sauce
- few diced onions
- 2 or 3 pickles sliced lettuce
- one burger patty
- ketchup if using
- the top bun
I know you want him too! He's got...
2 all beef patties, special sauce, LET US, PLEASE, see the johnson, all with toasted firm buns.. get it?