Unstuffed Mushroom Side Dish and Brownies for a Crowd and Awards

Unstuffed Mushroom Side Dish Brownies For a Crowd

OK, so I joined the church ladies to discuss a fundraiser cookbook for the church. I wore no underwear under my miniskirt, but that's neither here nor there. I happened upon 2 of my friends chatting and one was rather upset.

You see, she had caught her husband playing with UMM, HIS own organ,

and she took offense to this. I giggled to myself and tried to be supportive, but had to just blurt out, Why didn't you just join in? Me and my big mouth. And Yes, my FFH is glad I have a wide open mouth.

MY LORD! You'd have thought the man had an affair, he was just whacking the johnson. Had it have been me, I proceeded to tell her, as she shot daggers through my chest, I would have done 1 of 3 things.

1. I would have watched.

2. I would have played my ownwhile he played his own and had a freaking symphony in harmony.

Get my Drift there swift?

3. I would have knelt down and took his own matter into my hand or mouth and finished up for him.. I mean what is the big deal.

I believe playing ones own instruments or anothers instruments is like eating food. We do it because it brings us enjoyment. You crave food, you crave orgasmsnothing wrong with that..

Really watch him play his own organ, learn from him, then you can master it better. HHAHAHAHA I just made myself laugh. Master it better. master it better. master it better. Say that fast, sounds like masterbater. Funny funny funny.

Oh my.. I have to hurry up with this post, I am meeting my FFH for a clandestine meeting at a patio bar,

yes, yes we are playing the don't know you routine, and yes, I am not wearing panties underneath my sundress either. Dontcha love the feeling of no panties, or barely panties, sundress, wind ripping up from underneath..

I know I do! WOO HOO!!

These 2 dishes are dishes I am usually requested to bring to an event. My unstuffed mushroom side dish is asked for even for BBQs. My girlfriend was grilling turkey london broil and thought this would pair well, so I made them and I also made Brownies for a Crowd.

Lets begin with the Unstuffed Mushroom Side Dish! Get some mushrooms, slice them up a bit on the thick side,

bring some salted water to a boil, throw your shrooms in for 2 minutes. Drain with cold water. Place some olive oil in a baking dish, spread to cover bottom nice and thin. Place your mushrooms on top.

Get your fresh garlic and fresh parsley and mince it up nicely.

I use my handy dandy vibrator, I mean food chopper. Add some breadcrumbs, I use progresso Italian Style, but you can use fresh if you'd like, I'm all about the convenience today though baby! Again add your breadcrumbs, minced garlic, minced parsley, some oregano, salt and pepper on top of mushrooms.

Put a bit more Olive Oil on that! Mix it all togetherTop with a coating of breadcrumbs, and dot with a bit more olive oil.

Bake at 350 for bout 40 minutes. Mix. Serve. It is wonderful.

Simple side dish but so very tasty. I make these at Thanksgiving also. You can add parm cheese, freshly grated if you choose, I choose not to. I like them this way, and I'm sticking to it!

These brownies for a crowd are from the Foster's Market Cookbook. It is the brownie recipe I turn to when I have to make many. They are rich and delicious. Can make with or without nuts. I obviously add nuts. I love nuts, all kinds types, shapes, sizes of nuts. Hairy or not, don't bother me none.

OK Brownies.. Preheat your oven to 325. Grease and flour your 17 x 2 x 1 inch pan. Sift together your cocoa, flour,and salt together in a bowl and set aside.

Cream together eggs,

butter, yes, 1 pound, melt it,

sugar, and vanilla

in a separate bowl with an electric mixer until well blended. Add the flour mixture to the butter mixture and mix just until the dry ingredients are moistened. Do NOT overmix, my loved ones.

Fold in your walnuts(toast them first if you like) and your chocolate chips and stir to blend.

Spread that gorgeous batter

evenly into your pan.

Bake for 35 - 40 minutes till brownies are firm to the touchLove things

that are firm to the touch, oh yes, I do.

They will be slightly soft in the center when tested with a toothpick. remove from oven and cool for 30-40 minutes before cutting these bites of bliss.

Cut the size you like.

They are fantastic brownies for a crowd.

I was awarded 2 awards from Jenn from Bread plus Butter. I LOVE Jenn, she is like the epitome of cool. Check her blog out if you haven't yet. She has wonderful wonderful food, and her writing style is incredible. I feel honored she thought enough of me to pass these along to me. She bestowed me with both thisand this.

Thank you Jenn!! I am thrilled to pass these 2 awards along to

Denise, My SISTER of Keeper Worthy recipes. And no its not because her hubby is a cop and let me use his handcuffs, honestly its not.

Also Katy of Food For a Hungry Soul

Claudia of Journey of an Italian Cook

Rosie of Kitchens are Monkey Business

and Christina Kim of Deglaze Me.

These 5 ladies do indeed have lovely blogs and I love their blogs, and if you don't know them , I know you will love them too, go say hi.

Now, go play your own instrument with your significant other and COME together in harmony. C'mon you got the music in you!