Bye Bye Winter Beef Stew, come vote for me.. yes, and cum shots

Oven Beef Stew

Cum Shots

Where to begin .. I dunno. Ok I'll begin with what is exciting to me, I was nominated for most provacative blog for the blogluxe awards..

I only have 3 votes.. so if you would kindly like to take a minute and vote for me, please do so. You can do so here. Im sure I will not win, I am a baby blog compared to these Goliaths, but Id like my votes to be in double digits, you know an ego thing. Thank you, BTW, you can vote once a day.HInt HInt.

OK, now I have an interesting question for you Fingernails or no fingernails?

I received a gift certificate for a nail salon. I decided to use it and got long red fingernails put onto my hands.

Sexy and hot right? Why? ...Why? ..What is it about long red fingernails that do it for men? My FFH loved them!! If you need a quicker picker upper for your man, try the long fingernail, red color look. Of course wear red high heels, red garter, ruby red lipstick to match, no brainer..

What is it though? I dont get it?? Is it the fact that the men can have battle wounds on the shoulders,

back,

or the buttocks for that matter? Is it like the equivalent of a hickey for the adult crowd to have scratch marks? Or is it the sight of fingernails like these cupping ones own lemons in front of your partner?

Believe me, I'm tellin you..try that, he will be standing at attention for you! I dont get it though. Maybe its the sharpness of the nails if you decide to cup the 2 boys. Maybe its the playing of the organ with sharp red fangs action happening at the same time as the other action?? Ladies you do use all assets when playing the organ don't you?

If not,please do. Not all the time does the man want the deep throat move. Especially not when the fingernails are involved. I do have one warning bout fingernails. If your man happens to have a male version of the female broccoli patch, spoke of here, ewww, warning, those nail fangs can get tangled in his tuft, and you may hear WTF you doing? Or you may hear pull harder, who knows, just thought Id mention it.

We've had a few rainy, chilly days here in the Garden State this past week, so I decided to make Beef Stew.

This is my MOST favorite beef stew, it is truly wonderful, freezes well, and so damn tasty! I adapted this recipe slightly from The Americas Test Kitchen Family Cookbook. B

Begin by cutting your chuck roast into 1 1/2 inch cubes, and season thoroughly with salt and pepper. In a Dutch oven in some veggie oil, brown half the meat at a time and transfer to plate. Add the onions and ccok until softened about 5 minutes. Stir in your tomato paste and garlic .

and cook 30 seconds.

Add your flour and cook 1 minute.

Slowly stir in the wine, scraping up any browned bits.

Now stir in your broth, thyme, bay leaves

and browned beef. Bring to a simmer, cover, and transfer to oven. Cook for 1 hour. Stir in your prepared potatoes and carrots,

cover and continue to cook for 1 more hour. Remove pot from oven, MMMM,

and add your peas and corn.

Stir. let sit 5 minutes, season with s and p and serve.

It is delicious. Total comfort food.

If you dont have a go to beef stew recipe, try this one.

I am certain you will adore it! Look.

Oh Yeah! Onto dessert, CUM shots.

I love these suckers. They pack a punch and taste great at the same time. Grab yourself some liquor 43pour into shot glass followed by a bit of half and half,

let it settle, and down it. Repeat repeat, repeat,repeat. If your fancy shot glass

happens to break in the throes of passion, caused by the cum shots, switch to plastic shot glasses

and enjoy once again. Have Bloody Marys -the breakfast of champions- ready in the morning for the most certain hangover. So tasty they are dangerous. AKA little beers, but I prefer the name cum shot, why, yes, cus Im a swallower. Now go vote for me!