Special Fried Rice and Enjoli(huh?)

Special Fried Rice

Ever feel like putting on a show for your hubby? I love to put shows on for my FFH(firefighter husband)!! I wanted to do a show for him based on the old Enjoli commercial, remember that one?

You know the one.. I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never never never let you forget you're a man, cus I'm a woman, Enjoli?? Deal being, dress like a HO,(he's your hubby, you can, remember), and belt these verses out, while strolling, strutting, deep knee squatting, sucking thumb, whatever..Ready ruby red lipstick girls, sing along..

I can get my man shaking,

Dress me up nice hot and finepush him down to the floor and yell its time for 69,

yes I'm your woman, come to me.

I like to have sex in the car, after a few drinks at the bar Tiny miniskirt, no panties, high heels, cowgirl style,I'll see stars,

Yes, I'm your woman, come to me.

By myself I can put on a show with my friend the 9 inch dildo,

when I'm through you'll never ever ever forget how well I swallow, yes, I'm that woman, come to me.

Honey look at my tight little ass, Reason I go to exercise classNow come on give me those multiples and freaking make them long last

yep, I'm that woman, come to me.

Provocative blogger, honey, silly me ?? What in the world, how can that be?

Don't they know I'm sweet, and innocent, and virginal and pure as the sea,

Yes, I'm that woman, now vote for me!!

You can vote once a day you know. C'mon try and send me to Chicago!

My next post, Ill be talking about my poll, and what I feel I need to do with the results. For now, status quo.

I'm doing a quickie side dish here adapted from Rachael Ray, yeah whatever, I like her. And even if I didn't, my mama always told me if you have nothing nice to say don't say it. Wise Polish woman my mom!

Lets begin our Special Fried Rice. I made this when I first started blogging about 8 months ago, I am revisiting it because its that good!! Ive adapted it to my taste. The original here.

HINT- cheat- and buy 1 quart white rice from the local Chinese take out joint. Now I prepare the veggies. I shred my carrots, dice my red peppers, and slice my scallions,

mince my ginger, and chop the garlic!

Add some veggie oil to a large pan and scramble some eggs. Set aside. Add a bit more oil and your veggies, quick fry till your liking.

Add your rice, and combine.

Incorporate your scrambled eggs

and cook for a couple more minutes. Now add some frozen peas and your tamari(dark soy sauce) to your liking. Cook 1 more minute

then serve. This is one of my most favorite side dishes. I love it. I double the veggies she uses, and the eggsSomething so simple to make shouldn't be so darn delicious!!

My original post on this dish was here.