Marinated Grilled Pork Tenderloin along with Strawberries and Peaches Cake

Marinated Grilled Pork TenderloinStrawberries and Peaches Cake

True to my promise of becoming a swinger,you know going both ways, trying new ways, flipping switches, turning myself on and off, etc.. here is a mild, tame post. No risque talk for this one, SWEAR, Penis.. I mean.. Pinky promiseLet me tell you though, this will be hard to do since it involves MEAT

that looks as juicy, dildo-long, oddly shaped, and provactive in a perverted sense, like this.

I mean look. Don't even try and tell me your mind does not wander down toward johnsonville, land of the lumpage

when you ogle these. I mean we have to marinate these babies, and I always, you know, squish these guys around , rubbing the lengths of them to ensure even marination. of course, I make sure FFH(firefighter husband)s horny eyes are in view as I do this.Yeppers, I gently, quickly, then slowly, using swift, but firm strokes, ensure the marinade reaches every meaty inch of the meat. Yes, run your hands along the length in somewhat sensual strokes. Lick your lips while doing so. Make sure you get to all parts and cup them so correctly, circle them, mold them, love them. Thats how. Ladies, do this in front of your partners. Watch him grow to attention as you doHad to fast forward to this picture.. um hum had to, had to had to yes I did. Bet I can get it deeper than you. I have no gag reflex you see. NOW.. Take advantage of the moment, grab all the O's you can while he's bothered,and gosh darnit, holy shit, dont settle for one, we are made for multiples. Then lay back, sit down, stand up, bend over, squat, cowgirl it, whatever, and enjoy the hot frenzied quickie that will ensueBut I digress, once again, I tried to stay on track, honest I did. But oh well, love me or leave me. I love you.

This delicious grilled pork tenderloin, recipe here, has become a favorite in our family for a couple of years now. I recently served this when my sister Denise, of Keeper Worthy Recipes and her NYC hot cop husband, and their two girls came to dinner to see our new home. OK lets get on with it already. Gather these ingredients for your pork dish.

Mix your olive oil,sherry, cinnamon, garlic powder, minced onion, brown sugar, and soy sauce together in a ziploc bag. Place your tenderloins in the bag. Do what I said above to them. Rub those babies in the bag, moan if youd like. Place in fridge and marinate for 6 to 12 hours.

I sometimes do him all night.. I mean marinade overnight. Silly me. Now get hubby and bro in law away from their beers and off their cute asses and send them out to man the grill.

Lightly oil the grate. This is how FFH does it, my wacko guy.

Um, mandatory firehouse shirt on.. as usual..

Place tenderloins, yeah ok, what're u thinking?

on grill and discard the marinade.

Cook 20 minutes or till desired doneness.

Some spread those tongs have going on. Christ, someone stop me. Have your handsome man

slice that juicy tender flavorful delicious meat into medallions.

Look how juicy.This was declared a winner by all. Delicious flavor from that marinade.

Got the big guns approval from BIL, and the stand up hose approval from my FFH. And FFHs hose is bigger than BILs gun. I just had to slip that in Tommy cus I can.

I used an old standby recipe for dessert. It is absolutely so very delicious! One of my Go-To's. Here is my Strawberries and Peaches Cake. Again you begin simply using these Mix amounts listed on key ingredient card below and bake till done.

Make some freshly whipped cream by using heavy cream, vanilla, and sugar.

Split your cake in half lengthwise

Spread with the whipped cream. Top with some canned peachesPlace layer back on cake.

Cover with your freshly whipped cream.

Save some for bedroom use later. Yea, I know save some of the peaches too..oh yes, fun fun fun. Top with rows of freshly cut strawberries and more juicy canned peaches This is so simple and so absolutely wonderful. Look at the inside A HIT with all, I'm telling you. A MUST TRY, MUST TODAY!

Tune in next time for my 100th post giveaway! Biggest damn vibrator you ever ever saw, just kidding. Maybe.