Mini Texas Sheet Cakes, Milk Chocolate Mousse, and Apple Streusel Cheesecake Bars

Mini Texas Sheet Cakes Milk Chocolate Mousse Apple Streusel Cheesecake Bars I am in rare form mode, have a freaking banging ass ,throbbing headacheso no holds barred..if I'm going to offend please just skip on to the food. You know ease on down the road, ok? I got a plea in an email yesterday for some advice.. A Dr. Ruth Dear Donna type letter..Email read... Hi Donna! LOVE your blog... blah blah blah... I was hoping youd have a suggestion for me. It seems like I am always in the mood if you know what I mean... like duh.. and was hoping you can tell me how to get him in the mood. He is always tired... and she elaborated. I thought for a bit on the subject and came up with this verse.

If youre horny and he's not, use some sleaze.

If you're horny and he's not, start to tease.

If you're horny and he's not and you want it a lot, if he's horny and you're not, drop to your knees.

If youre horny and he's not, porn on the tube.

If youre horny and he's not, grab the lube.

If you're horny and he's not and you want it a lot, if you're horny and he's not, lick your boob.

If you're horny and he's not, put on a show.

If you're horny and he's not, use that dildo.

If you're horny and he's not and you want it a lot, if you're horny and he's not, push his face low.

If you're horny and he's not, shave yourself clean.

If he's horny and you're not, ass up and lean.

If you're horny and he's not and you want it a lot, if you're horny and he's not, whip him mean.

If you're horny and he's not, open legs wide.

If you're horny and he's not say Johnson inside.

If you're horny and he's not and this advice is going to pot, if you're horny and he's not,show some pride... Go use blow up john for a ride.

There was more advice given involving no gag reflexes, stilettosVictorias secret, fav number 69, scratch marks, girl/girl and the like. But I digress. For another time and place. Onto my imitations of the day. HOWEVER HOWEVER, I have an excerpt from a blog for you to see... lookie here.. Chef E did a parody of me and my type of post, you know about throbbing sausages and stuff. Click here if you want a fun read. Lovely job, Chef E. You really did a good ..hand .. I mean job.

OK my Imitators. I must tell you I LOVE LOVE all three of these! They will all be keepers and repeaters in my home.Yep. Multiple Os on all!

Let me begin with these darling Mini Texas Sheetcake Bites!! They are from Dinners for a Year and Beyond, recipe here. These are spectacular. I will so so so be making these again! Make the cake first, bakemake the frosting, pour it right on in the pan and refrigerate a bitdone! Perfect for a crowd, delicious, moist, decorate any way you like or not. Simple to make, and a true pleaserLook how adorableCut any size you like. Lovely. Thank you so much for this one!! My second imitator is from one of my very best bloggy friends Cheryl of Cooking Dunkin Style. This was the perfect Milk Chocolate Mousse for my FFH. He loved this one. So simple.. melt these add rum if u likeYum.. whip some heavy cream.. combine.. chill..en-freaking-joy. I made it 2 times in 2 weeks. He ate all the servingsMy new go toSo easy, so deliciousThank you Cheryl, perv #2.

Lastly but not leastly, this one is from Lisa of Jersey Girl Cooks. Unfortunately I didn't get many pictures of these. I was in the midst of tequila shots.... oh god, I cant even mention that without feeling nauseous. Introducing Apple Streusel Cheesecake Bars. INGRID are you listening.. I think you might love these. Layers of delicious flavor all conveniently started with a bagged cookie Mix! No one will even guess that! Promise!Oatmeal cookie layer, cheesecake layer, apple filling layer topped with an oatmeal cookie nut layer. Holy Crap, I am telling you, thiswas the favorite of my company. I had bunches of desserts and this was loved by allThank you Lisa, for a keeper!! This award is for all three of you. Again I am in one of those WTF moods, so I must sign off before I get too rowdy in front of you with my punching bag here. Yeah, use your imagination. It's a good thing.