Peanut Butter Balls, Pan Fried Onion Dip, Tequila Shots, Welcome Back Hurley!

Pan Fried Onion Dip Peanut Butter Balls

So ya all know Ive been busy. Been visiting beach houses of friends and family. Freeloaders are we.Had some houseguests, family in and out, a wedding to go to tomorrow.. yippee, hip hip hooray, means wedding drunk sex people, drunk wedding sex, oh yes, no undies day for me.. Anyhoo, remember my BIL, Hurley of the White Castle Burgers, well, here we are. Guess what we overindulged in?? NO not that.. get your minds outta the freaking gutter.. he is my brother in law for crissakes, we indulged in Tequila shots, OK overindulged. Here's how Hurley says ya do it. Lick your handpour on the kosher salt, Grab lime in same hand, pour the good tequilaand go!lick the salt..drink much Donna?? I look loaded already.. down the shot, suck the lime, oh yeah! And yes we finished off the bottle..hiccup. I did so dearly pay for it the next day, hugging the porcelain throne pay for it, let me tell you.. Yes, Hurley brings out the inner devil in all of us.. look what he does to my FFH.Now I was so sick I swore off tequila for like ever but not my BIL,Hurley, he went out and bought another bottle. See this is the next day, the wacko!! Yeah, FFH wanted in on the action this time.

Must tell ya one more thing before food business.. Hurley had a huge issue/problem while visiting us here in NJ... you see he lives in hot sunny Florida, and ventured into our NJ ocean, which he considers cold..wimp... He said Donna it was so cold, I needed a broomstick shoved up my ass to get my dIck back out. Dontcha just wanna be his best bud? You will laugh, you will eat, you will drink, you will be in danger. Oh yes, we laughed. This is my sis in law , Hurleys wife Sandy. He cut our damned heads off... see tequila effects you too big guy!Didja know my BIL Hurley is very consciously aware of our natural resources and our environment? One of his other famous Hurleyisms is If its yellow, let it mellow, If its brown flush it down. Ill miss you both, come back soon.

Here I have for you a couple of the buncha things we chowed down on while imbibing and partaking.. I offer you pan fried onion dip. Original recipe here. It has been a go to of mine for quite a few years, betcha have all the ingredients on hand. Simple to make, great flavor. Start by getting your onions, cutting them in half , then in 1/8 inch thick half rounds. Now heat your butter and oilin a large saute pan on medium heat. Add your onions, cayenne, kosher salt, and pepperand saute for 10 minutes. Reduce your heat to medium low and cook , stirring occasionally for 20 minutesuntil onions are browned and caramelizedAllow them to cool. Now place your cream cheese, sour cream, and mayonnaise in a bowl and beat till smooth. Add your onionsmix well. Taste to season and season to taste.Serve at room temp. I like to double the cayenne for a little extra zing. Next up I have some peanut butter balls I made for all the kids. This is a favorite of all children, and most adults, even the fighters of flames enjoy these no bake treats. I believe they are also known as buckeyes. These always grace my cookie tray at Christmas.. I make about 15 different cookies each year, how bout you? To start get these 4 ingredients together,confectioners sugar, peanut butter, butter, and vanilla. Mix them well. Stir in your Graham Cracker crumbsand form small ballsThese make loadsNow in a small saucepan melt together your semisweet chocolate chips and some paraffin wax till smooth. Dip each and every peanut butter ball into the melted chocolate using a toothpick. Let set on waxed paper till smoothI store in refrigerator.they last a whileServe cold or at room temp! Dare ya to eat just one.

I am off to a wedding tomorrowWish me loads of luck in my 6 inch f&ck me heels which I undoubtedly will be wearing while I dance on the tableHMMMMFF, well at least I wont be wearing my panties on my head too, yes, but of course, darlings, cus I don't plan on wearing any.