Pineapple Pecan Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting.. dontcha just love it!

Pineapple Pecan Cake with Thick Cream Cheese Frosting I have met plenty of throbbing visitors in and around my new neighborhood. I am making myself quite popular and garnering quite a stellar rep. Many, many new friends have I!!

I have met MY UPS man, He delivers me the goods and quite happily shows me whats in HIS massive package I do return him to sender after he gives me the first class treatment.

Oh Mr.Young Principal man... what!! You Say!! you do the discipline thing, oh please.. call on me.. Ive been a naughty girl. Rap my hot ass.. I mean knuckles willya you dastardly fiend you? Teach me a lesson. I enjoy show and tell also. Eager beaver for extra credit.

Oh You too Mr Butcher guy, yep love the compliments on my legs.. you can bank on me to keep purchasing your meat. How well endowed it is.

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And you Mr Lawn Doctor, MY Daisy Duke shorts and my running shoes are my choice of outfit when you arrive , Ill continue to weed my garden wearing this as long as those free fertilizer treatments continue. Yes, and use those power tools efficiently as I breathlessly explain the uses of my garden cucumbers..studly! AND PSSSTT..Thanks for the special injections into my neatly manicured barely there triangular lawn area.

Lets not forget you Mr Local Yokel Policeman who pulled me over for going through a yellow light, I quickly sucked my thumb for your pleasure hiked up the miniskirt, and threw my high heels on the passenger seat. Cuff me grizzly adams.Umm, thanks for the warning, wink wink. And of course I tucked his shirt back in.

Didn't forget you Mr.Pool guy with the charming abs, I know you put on that show for me, you work up that sweat just so I bring you some of that special spiked lemonade dontcha??Yes that cactus behind you is a likeness of your johnson. You like that I walk around topless in front of my sliding door, and no, its not JUST for you sweetie, it's for that rugged lumberjack who lives over yonder.

I am the Mrs.Rogers of the neighborhood. Everyone wants to be my neighbor. Anyway.. I made the most delicious, most simple pineapple pecan cake like ever!! This is so freaking easy to make there is absolutely no excuse not to. None nada zip zilch. Thanks to ROSIE of Kitchens are Monkey Business for this GEM of a recipe! Totally a keeper.

Watch how easy.. Mix together 2 cups flour, 2 cups sugar, and 2 teaspoons baking soda in a bowl. Now add 2 eggs, a 20 oz can crushed pineapple with its yummy juice, and 1 cup chopped pecans. Toast them first if it makes you hot and horny and drippy. The pecans are totally optional. Mix these ingredients just until moistened. Pour into a 9 x 13 GREASED (I used Bakers Joy)baking panand bake at 350 for bout 30-35 minutes or until toothpick says its ok to come out. LET CAKE COOL COMPLETELY BEFORE FROSTINGTo make this absolutely delicious cream cheese frosting, you'll need to mix all these ingredients together till smooth, 1 8oz cream cheese softened, 1 stick butter softened, 2 cups confectioners sugar, sift if you wanna, and 1 tablespoon, yes, tablespoon of vanilla. DELICIOUS frosting. I can think of many an idea for this frosting not involving pineapple pecan cake. Not involving food either. Spread it on thick when cooled. Oh how sinfully delicious this was. Received rave reviews all around. Love the thick layer of frosting. The pineapple taste shines through.Thanks again Rosie, this Tasty award is for youThank you Girlichef for bestowing it upon me. Now I have to run ...the cable guy is due here any second, I must program the porn to come on when he turns it on, heeheehee, love, love, love to fluster a man.