Friday, October 2, 2009

Pierogi Lasagna and a Do You See What I Have to Deal With Post!!!

Pierogi Lasagna
DO SEE what I have to deal with? DO YOU? Just look at the email my FFH(firefighter husband) received from Hurley -aka the vern- aka my brother in law You remember him?? Mr. White Castle maker, my tequila partner.. Anyway, just take a FREAKING GOSHDAMNED LOOK at the email my hubby received from the darling man..it read..what day and time will you and family be here please call and let me know xxx-xxx-xxxx. i want to know if donna or you want to go to the farmers market to get food. the vern. p.s. remember if she gags when swallowing. shes no good. and if she cries when taking up the ass. shes no good.

See what I have to deal with in my life.. UMUMUM um, hurley, my dear brother in law, master of the Irish curse, I have replied for my hubby in the tune of New York New York , by Frank Sinatra,You are familiar with him, no??OK , let's all COME .. I mean.. SING together..

She's spreading her legs I'm getting me some.

Much foreplay is a part of it, lets fork lets fork !!

Those high heeled boots, I'm dying to come,

Her bending each and every way, Lets fork lets fork!

I CAN take her like a whore or like a sheep, and find her begging for more, when I then need sleep. Don't worry bout me, no panties today.

Just lay back and eat your heart out vern, you dork you dork..

And I of course, have to reply to the vern as well...., Frank Sinatra channeling through me as well.. . the tune of That's why the lady is a tramp..Lets COME, I mean sing together again, OK 69, I mean 1, 2 and a 3..

I get soo horny for my hot male mate

I love to tease him,

make him goddamn wait,

Oh and yes I'm selfish, I want at least 8That's why this lady is HIS tramp.

I love the tongue games, all swirls and twirls

keep myself so bare, not one single curl,

turn my man on, with talk of some girls, that's why this lady is HIS tramp.

I dress myself up like one slutty broad I wont ever fake it, never once, not a fraud.

Swallowing only, deep thrustsyou'd Applaud, that's why this lady is HIS tramp.

Oh I'm good Hurley, I'm very good, Im better than very good, I have it all down to a science. Too bad you'll never know. Oh, by the way,Yes, yes, yes, yes,yes, Id LOVE LOVE LOVE to go to the farmers market with you, can I wear this? Miss me dont you big guy?

Onto my Pierogi Lasagne, this recipe is from my mother in law, but have also seen on Crepes of Wrath! This is a homey, delicious, comforting take on the homemade pierogi. If youd like pierogis and dont have time to make them , try this.. it good!! I served with some kielbasa , found here, my homemade pierogies found here also.

Lettuce begin. All you need is sex, I mean all you need is this. Now boil your lasagne noodles and lay them out on some greased parchmentCut up your potatoes into chunks and cook till tenderDrain, mash, and whip in a mixer. Toss in sour cream and milk, some salt, and mix again till smoohGrate up some sharp cheddar cheese and mix inIt will melt. Now melt all your butter, yes, all.thats why there is exercise, and toss in your sliced onions, and cook till softenedOK to assemble, preheat oven to 375. Grease the bottom of a 9x13 with some of your onion butter. Layer with 3 of the cooked lasagne noodles. Spread gently some mashed potatoes on topnow top with butter/onion mixtureRepeat layers oh about 3 times, I dont like to too deep in this one instance. Make top layer end with noodlesand a layer of the onion butter. Cook for about 20 minutes till golden loookingcover if you wish. Cool for 10 minutesefore slicing and enjoy!Yummy, look at the gorgeous potato buttery layersBelieve it or not this has a taste so similiar to a pierogi, without all the work!!

Pierogi Lasagna

Enjoy the taste of dare I say it..semi-homeade pierogis ...

See Pierogi Lasagna on Key Ingredient.

76 comments:

  1. Oh, Donna, have I told you that you crack me up? Now that I've said that, I'll take some of that pierogi lasagna, please.

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  2. I have never seen a pierogi lasagna before! That looks delicious!

    You are quite the lyricist! Very talented!

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  3. You never let us down with your...er...tales! Always something crazy going on over there in Jersey, so we gotta love it. Now please pass the pierogies!

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  4. I've never made pierogis and this appeals to me even more...

    it also involves work, even if it is easier than pierogis

    looks really delicious!!

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  5. Oh, that Hurley. I love your song and will be humming it all afternoon! :)

    Oh, yes, and your lasagna looks so simple and irresistibly delicious!

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  6. love the recipe, you are my new favorite blog, but I always feel just a little dirty afterward...

    I need a cigarette, so, til tomorrow

    Yours truly
    Dave

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  7. Your posts are NEVER dull, that's for sure! :-) Great looking lasagna!

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  8. you're too funny! i love that lasagna, what a fun twist!

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  9. Wow! That's sounds so wonderful and easy too!(the lasagna, I mean ;) I am going to be trying this next week!

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  10. Toooo damned funny!! and ya...loving all that tater goodness!

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  11. I am sure your mother in law will be thrilled to find herself mentioned in this post! ;-)
    You are one over the top chica, great lasagna - you can never have too many carbs!

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  12. Oh. My. God. Good thing I'm not on a low-carb diet.

    I could eat this. It might be faster to apply it directly to my ass, but I'd totally eat this.

    I gotta run this recipe by Sir Pickypants because Mr. Power 90X (who also LOVES pierogies)might turn me down, but then he might also promise me sex every day for the next year. Hard to say.

    (..."I'd eat this". I heard FFH told Hurley the same thing...)

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  13. That looks so yummy! I mean, i love regular lasagna but this looks so good for something different!

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  14. Pulaski Days in my town this week-end.. a contrived Holiday week-end celebrating a Polish nobleman, who aided America during the Revolution. Basically it is a Polish Festival with food (Perogis,Golumki,Kielbasa), pivo(beer!) Polka bands, and fun.. Has been a huge party here for over 30 years annually! Food, booze, and sex.. you'd fit right in!

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  15. Hurley is freaking hilarious! I could make myself sick or real fat eating your delicious lasagna. Yum!

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  16. YUM! My mom would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see this recipe! Of course, as always, you crack us all up!

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  17. so do i lie or are you the pro that i thougt you are. let me know what when and where.

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  18. What an indulgent lasagna, it looks so rich and delicious!

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  19. Great! Now I have NY, NY stuck in my head...lol. Great recipe though :) I've never had pierogi's but this looks like something right up my alley.

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  20. Oh Donna, You are too, too much!!!!! I just love your posts and look soooo forward to reading them. Your brother in law sounds so funny. I can just imagine all the busting that goes on. Sounds like you all have a lot of fun! The pierogi Lasagna looks great and such a good idea!

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  21. Wow! I've never had this. It looks really great! I've got some lasagna noodles calling my name now!

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  22. You are too funny! I have never eaten a perogie! Sounds interesting!

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  23. My babygirl would love, love this! She loves pierogies. I usually buy her the premade kind that you find in the freezer case. I know! :(

    Happy Friday & don't hurt Vern too badly! High heeled boot up the butt? LOL!
    ~ingrid

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  24. Donna, you crack me up. Where oh where do you find the time to make Pierogi Lasagna. And, oh by the way, hi Hurley or do you prefer to be called Vern? Donna, you'd be a hit in any Farmers Market in that outfit.
    Sam

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  25. I love pierogis... this sounds so good and easy too...my kind of recipe... will definitely try this!

    As for you and Hurley... you are too funny!

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  26. OMG...what a wonderful delicious looking recipe......

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  27. Omg! This looks like a dish I could probably eat the entire thing by myself. So Good!!

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  28. This looks incredibly delicious!! I love pierogies and lasagna - the two together are divine. Such an awesome comfort meal!

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  29. your family seems like so much fun love the lasagna nice and cheesy

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  30. OMG - we used to make something almost exactly like this at a place I worked at, only it had bacon and green onion in it, too, with a cottage cheese layer. We called it Russian Lasagne. It was AMAZING!

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  31. This is goooooood.. Love the onion butter mixture!I bet it smelled great in your kitchen

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  32. I have to laugh-none of my brothers-in-law would ever make a statement like that, a little prudish. Now, the hubbys best friend on the other hand.......

    Pasta-love. Potatoes-love. Cheese-love. I think I could dig this meal!

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  33. Duo Dish was right: You would never let us down! I love lasagna, and it sounds even better with pierogies together!
    Cool to see you back.......

    Angie's Recipes

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  34. This recipe is quite unlike anything I've ever seen before...looks great! Love the songs, too!

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  35. I have never had a pierogi either, but boy does this lasagna sound good. Can't go wrong with potatoes, butter and onion sandwiched in pasta!!

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  36. I love, love,love pierogies, especially potato cheese. This is a wicked good recipe.

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  37. What a delicious pierogi shortcut!!! I'm still hanging on to Hurley's slider recipe...determined to actually make it one of these days! :D Watch out Farmer's Market!

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  38. That looks and sounds pretty awesome. It's totally low calorie and low carb, right;)

    You should remind your BIL: Remember, if he's under 7, he's no good. Remember, if he can't last 2 hours, he's no good. ;)

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  39. I've never eaten pierogi!!! And it looks so delicious!!! *sobs*

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  40. This is fantastic! What a great meal to serve a vegetarian. This one goes high on my bookmark list.

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  41. My mom used to make this all the time when I was a kid. Looks great:)

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  42. Rich, cheesy and delicious - what more can you ask for. Looks great Donna!

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  43. What will yout think of next? (Lyric writing?) Delicious, Donna as usual - and perfect for the cool,damp days we've been having.

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  44. I love pierogie lasagna/casserole. I lost my recipe awhile ago and am glad you posted this one. Sounds like you and your brother-in-law get along perfectly :D

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  45. Butter, potatoes, cheese and noodles...what could possibly go wrong? Great idea on faking (the perogi)!

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  46. donna I have know you to long to comment on your story BUT seriously how long has vern really know you ?? not as long as me :)

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  47. You are absolutely one reason why I couldn't give up my blogging friends! I loved the lyrics! Oh we could get into trouble together, you and I!!!

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  48. You make these dishes look so easy. I have printed off quite a few to try. That's the trouble with these food blogs though...........you see so many great looking recipes and then you don't have enough time to incorporate them all into your rotations!

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  49. I think THIS is what I should eat before a race. Serious. Carb. Heaven. Love it!

    I will never be able to listen to Frank Sinatra again without thinking of this. Which is unfortunate because he is my dad's favorite singer and so I am graced with his musical talents quite often. I should show this to my dad. He would appreciate it.

    Thanks for your comment! I was so afraid that you wouldn't see the post and was considering emailing you about it <3.

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  50. MMMMMMMMM,...I love this yummie lasagne!!

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  51. As usual you really made my day...ha ha! The lasagne recipe is in my list. Thank you. Cheers.

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  52. why you little vixen - I am making this recipe and I hope it comes out better than those sliders - girlichef beware there is peanut butter in the burger!

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  53. I have to give this - the recipe - a try :-). Donna, you are irrepressible and irreplaceable. Have a great day.

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  54. Great story! Great recipe! Your brother in law knew you would blog about him-that's why he sent the mail (laugh).
    Love this blog! Always puts a smile on my face.

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  55. What an interesting take on lasagna--it looks delicious.

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  56. Gotta love the BIL! You are totally cracking me up and this looks fabulous!

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  57. I love the idea of this. I have to make it for my Mom when she's here. Thanks!

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  58. ooohhh!! i would love to try this lasagna!! btw i love this post. made me laugh.. hehe..
    cheers!!

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  59. Great take on the pieriogi. Sounds really good.

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  60. I have never heard of this type of lasagna before! It looks delicious!

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  61. I made pierogis once, I liked them but thought they weren't worth all the trouble. Thanks for a great alternative!

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  62. Pierogi lasagna - yum what a delicious combination! I've never tried it but I can assure you I will be serving it one night soon. Hope all is good in your wild and happy world.
    Happy Twirls

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  63. DONNA This sounds great! I have never even tried this before but now it looks so amazing I have to try it!

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  64. Finally back to blogging and you haven't missed a step while I was gone!! Of course, I had a smile on my face while reading!! Pierogi Lasagna looks great,this is a must try for me. Have a great week!

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  65. This recipe is definitely bookmarked to make very soon! We love pierogi and pierogi lasagna is sure to be a huge hit! Thanks!

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  66. This looks like my scalloped potatoes, only better! I'll definitely be making this soon!

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  67. Donna this is too funny, I made this about 2 weeks ago for like the hundredth time, we love it!! I saw a recipe for it on some website like a year or so ago. I made mine slightly different. I didn't use sour cream in the mash, not as much butter, and I put garlic in with the onions (that's what the recipe said to do), also it only calls for 9 noodle sheets, and you sprinkle a little bit of cheese on top. I'm going to try your recipe next, because all that butter? Uh, yum!!

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  68. Donna,
    You crack me up with every post.
    Wish I had the sex drive that I used to!
    My poor husband, but at least he get great meals!!!

    Stacey

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  69. I'm so glad I came across this recipe. I've been looking for something new & yummy to make for my husband. I love pasta & he loves potatoes - perfect combo.

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  70. Ah here's the Donna I fell in love with!!!

    Cheers and such a fun read!

    Dave

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