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I must leave you for a short spell. Maybe a week or so. I'll leave you with this picture.Emailed to me by a fellow blogger, who will remain nameless.. These peter peppers can grow to 18 inches in length.

I'll be back soon. Don't miss me too much.

Strawberry Walnut Bars and Choco-Cherry Cookies

Strawberry Walnut Bars

Choco-Cherry Cookies A NO games post today, strictly food, more emptying of the archives, not too many left. This daily posting is too hard for me. cOck. OK couldn't resist just one word. I'm jumping right on in today. This will be short and sweet, no clandestine talk today.

To begin I have Strawberry Walnut Bars. These delicious cookies have adorned my Christmas cookie trays for 15 years straight. Enough said. Something so simple, IS so delicious. Begin by getting some walnutsgrind them a bitCream your butter gradually, then add sugar creaming till light. Add egg yolksblend well. Now add flour and nuts. Mix all togetherSpoon half of your batter into a 9" greased square pan. Spread, pat with fingers, evenly. Top with strawberry jamSpread evenly. Cover with remaining doughThat's all. Bake for an hour or until lightly golden brown like soCool completely. Cut into 2 inch barsLook how yummy. These are truly wonderful. This is one of those ask for recipesYou know the recipes that people always ask forNext up are Choco-Cherry Cookies. Lisaloo, this one's for you. You wanted a choc/cherry dessert for hubby, try this one. They are fantastic. No detail, here are some shots. Key Ingredient card below has all the info, aren't they looking lovely so far? Save the cherry juice for the frosting Ready to bakeOut of the oven. Delicious. Bite into onean explosion of yumminess.

See, I did a whole post with nothing naughty mentioned. It was short and sweet, Did you miss talk of the meat? See ya tomorrow.

Cake Mania

Go all ways Fruit Torte

Chocolate Peanut Butter Marble Cake

Hershey's Perfectly Chocolate Chocolate Cake with IcingStrawberry Shortcake Cake OK OK OK OK OK OK.. jeez for petes sake.... some of you , quite a few of you emailed and asked how I got injured at the wedding I attended. You asked for it, but I believe its TMI, but WTF, mostly girls here,with some VERY special male readers, whom I adore, love and cherish. And try like heck to turn on. KIDDING ladies. I really try to turn YOU on and YOU, and of course, YOU! Just laugh it off, smile, and go give your partner some oral loving. Wearing heels only. OK and a black leather belt with roach clips placed strategicallyAnyway, my mind wanders.. I tore something after the wedding. Not my tendons from my high heels,not my arms from wildly waving them like an idiot while trying to dance wildly, not my sexy tight assfrom bending over so many times for all the hot just outta college dudes to see, no... I had to go and tear something I never thought I would, ever, like ever tear in this lifetime. Yes, drunk wedding sex will do this to you. EVERYONE has uninhibited, go for it, no holds barred raw sex after a wedding, do they not? I believe its the norm. Anyway, FFH and I were feeling pretty fineas we headed back to our hotel roomwe stayed overnight you see, and got down to it. REALLY got down to it. For a while. And again and again, .. OK so in the midst of this ,that, and the other, fred, barbie, joe and linda, joking 'gain, something hurt me, ripped and hurt like hell. You know I just can't do it, I just can't tell you, it's unreal really, too funny , healed already, must be a first, gotta be.. Can you guess??

Continuing to clean out my archives all week. So, I bring you Cake Mania. As you all heard a million times, I have had bunches and bundles of house guests this past month and a half. Lotsa cakes made. Here are cuatro. These wont be detailed as you've seen a few before, I'm sure, but Id like to record them on MY blog for me.

Let me begin with this versatile summer fruit torte. Originally from New York Times but I found it here. SEE JO, from a Dash of flavour, I didn't forget to post this as I promised. I just remembered a couple months after the fact.. This is Simple, easy, delicious, and always a pleaser. Like me. The beauty of this recipe.is that you can choose whatever you'd like. I chose blueberries and peachesIt all works. Plums, apples, cherries, you name it.. sprinkled with sugar and cinnamonBaked. Cooling on rack. Oh yum!! Yummers! I love it topped with ice cream. Not too sweet, the sweetness of the in season fruit is enough. You can also serve with confectioners sugar or whipped cream. Lovely treatThis next cake was reviewed by guests also and was pronounced so delicious. So thank you the short(dis)order cook, I found it on your blog. You must check out this blog if you haven't. You see not only is the food wonderful, but they are from Westchester County, NY, and me being from Yonkers, NY, gee we are practically related. Anyway, here is Chocolate Peanut Butter Marble Cake. Homemade cake, homemade frosting, choc/pb flavor, everyones fav!!Not gonna do a step by step here, as this would run way long as if it isn't already. So here are some pics. La dee dah Fee Fi Fo Fum He has a boner and I'm gonna run. To it. Do re me fa so la ti do. Isn't it lovely?Isn't it wonderful? Food-gasmic, lover boy, foodgasmic..OK, thirdly, here is one we've all seen before. The Hershey's "perfectly Chocolate" chocolate Cake, along with the Perfectly chocolate Frosting, againI repeat, not doing detail, one we've all seen and tried. If you haven't.. please try this blissful cake. Found here.It will become your go to choc layer cake, I am sure. TOMMY, Denise's husband..keeperworthyrecipes, I will be bringing thisto you shortly, gorgeous. Just remember our deal, handcuffs for the choc cake. Delish, I'm telling you! Now here is Pioneer Womans Strawberry Shortcake Cake. Not even attempting to show you thisShe has the step by steps you wanna see. Her pictures are infinitely better than mine..SO, if youd like to try this plate full of extreme goodness, click here. It was sinfully good, beyond good, evilCakes are so perfect for company, they make lots, keep for a few days, and everyone loves to take them homethank god or my ass would expand and not look as hot and as edible as it goddamn does in my abercrombies. Or my thong, or in commando gear. Oh Yeah Oh Yeah, now I am a speaking!