Sausage, Pepper, and Onion Hoagies along with a Pigs Pickin Cake

Sausage, Peppers, and Onion Hoagies

Pigs Pickin Cake.. Mandarin Orange Cake

Stress does funny things to a person. I am under it like a ton of bricks right now so imagine my surprise when my good friend shows up at the door in a bad way needing to talk. Hey as bothered as I am my shoulder is always open for the tears, ya know.So she comes in, I fix her coffee, NOT, I fix us bloody marys and cum shots, and we begin THE talk. She is having sex issues with hubby. I swear I shouldn't have RN behind my name, I should have ST(sex therapist). Seems her hubby is getting bored of the same old, same way doldrum sex. Well, my darling, YIPPPEEE, I told her, Ill be right back. I happily scrambled into my bedroom, squatted down low and pulled my flat treasure chestfrom underneath my bed, and skipped on into the living room. Come hither I told her. I opened my box, hahahahahaha, double connotation here, and showed her whats inside. I said have you tried these? WTF is all that shit she exclaimed.. (UMM,, OK I see now why he's bored..) So I had to explain and show her all my goodies They cant really work, she excitedly whispered...(UMM, I smell a challenge, love love love a challenge. ) Watch, I said, I just had to start demonstrating. She is my good friend after all.. Needless to say, she had to join in. And naturally, we had to play with our toys together. At this point, while we were intently enjoying our play date, FFH(firefighter husband) decides to walk in Well holy cow high crap hallelujah, I have never ever ever seen him stand at attention so freaking instantaneously, (well OK maybe the time I dressed up as Marilyn Monroe),anyway, he began to sprint toward us, and BEEP BEEP BEEPmy alarm clock went off..F^&C()K!! I wanted to see what happened.. Stress makes for most entertaining dreams. Lemmeetelllya...though.. FFH had the biggest smile on as he left for the firehouse this morningI was SO SO the sex goddess after that dream, I was queen of his johnson, master of his boys, controller of the eruption, yeah, ya know, Multiple orgasms rule. 69 lives on. Power of a swallowing BJ is a majestic thing. Get the lesson? Even stress has a silver lining.. stress makes dreams, makes woman horny, makes man happy, happy man satisfies woman intently. Bring it on .

This is a quickie favorite sandwich.. hoagie.. at our house. Rachael Rays Sausage, Pepper, and Onion Hoagies. Original recipe found here.Yes, its a Rachael Ray, I have my boxing gloves on .. attack me. I am more than ready.

Lettuce begin.. Grab some hot and sweet sausages..(all sausages are both HOT and SWEET to me).. pierce them with a fork a few times,,,ouch,,, add about 1 inch water to a frying pan and throw the sausages in. Bring liquid to a boil, lower to a simmer and cook for 10 minutes. Meanwhile, grab your peppers, onions, and garlic Prepare by slicing the peppers and onions, and crushing the garlic. Heat some olive oil in a second skillet and toss in the veggies, sprinkle with s and pCook em till your liking. Now drain your sausages, return to pan to crisp the casings. Once crisped, slice them at angles and sear the suckers In another meantime, prepare your bread. Split and toast the bread under the broiler. In a small pan melt oil, butter, crushed garlic, and Italian seasoningBrush the bread with the butter; return to broiler till the way you like. I like slightly crisp. Remove. Now add the sausages to the cooked pepper mixture throw in some chopped sliced hot cherry peppers, and about 3 tablespoons juice from the jar. Heat through. Mix thoroughly and pile this goodness on the hoagies. Oh yes, Fill'er upYummyA great meal. I served this with my macaroni salad.

For my quickie dessert, I made a delicious Pigs Pickin Cake. Oh yes and yum is this ever tasty. You'll need these items for the cake. Now, for the cake layers mix together your cake mix, oil, eggs, and mandarin oranges, along with some of the juice. Pour into 2 9-inch greased cake pans and bake at 325 till toothpick man says its OK to come out.. Meanwhile, prepare you delicious frosting; grab your boobs, I mean these.. Toast some chopped pecans and cool them(this is purely optional my bimbos.) Now mix together your instant vanilla pudding, and your crushed pineapple with juice till blended. Now gently stir in the pecansand then your cool whip, yes I committed a sin, I used cool whip..Let sit in the fridge a bit to firm up. Firm up.. brings lovely images to ones mind. Now frost between layers and all around cake like so. It is so so so yummy You can top with toasted coconut and cherries if you'd like. I am so sorry I did not get a picture of the inside. You see, I sent this home with my girlfriend who stopped by to chat, UMM OOOHH, I mean , never mind, that REALLY was a dream honest to badness.

Chocolate Chip Sour Cream Cake

Chocolate Chip Sour Cream Cake NO NO NO .. I do not have a sprained vagina, and my FFH does not have a pulled package, nor have I gotten arrested for my lewd behavior or as an accessory to peeping tomsin my hometown. Those are just SOME of the questions I received in my email. You my bloggy friends have a wonderful sense of humor. I have had a few personal family issues going on for the past month that needed my undivided attention, like my FFHs johnson always requires, and haven't been able to keep up with posting and commenting the way I had. Like today.

No nonsense post, just a question.. How do you prefer this man?? First shot..Clean shaven, neat and totally GQ? Does the neatness , finickyness make you hot and bothered?? Do you clench the thighs at that?? Or Middle shot, bearded, smiling ever so hotly, mischief in the eyes? Maybe this makes your booty go?Or Last frame, sweaty, open mouthed and downright dirty, bad boy, dont give a shit what I do, look??? Your cup of tea may be this type man, the kind your eyes just follow and follow and follow??

Anyway..Which man do you preferWhich face would you like in your bed? Which is the turn on? This thought keeps me awake at night as I imagine each man in my bed next to me and the virtues of each lookMY ultimate choice would be the scruffy slightly stubbly look. Why... DUH, isnt it obvious!!! The gorgeous chafe marks one can receive on the inner thighs.. oh yes, enough to make it that beauiful rosy red color..try the scruff, please my lady friends of clean shaven men.. oh the wonder of the majestic scruff.

Wonder what your thoughts are on the subject?

Found this recipe on Smitten Kitchen a while ago and have made it many times since. Easy cake to make and always brings about rave reviews.

So, let's begin. In a large bowl cream butter, sugar, then mix in your egg yolks and vanilla. Sift your flour, baking soda, and baking powder in a separate bowl. Alternately add your sour cream, and then dry ingredients into butter mixture. Beat egg whites till stiff, Dontcha love the words beat and stiff, beat and stiff beat and stiff.... then fold into batter. Mix cinnamon and sugar together in a small separate dishIn your greased 9 x 13 , pour in half the cake batter, then top with half the cinnamon sugar mixture and half of your chocolate chipsPour remaining batter on top, sprinkling the top with the remaining cinnamon-sugar and chocolate chips. Bake for 40 to 50 minutes till toothpick says its ok to come out.LookieOh how niceLovely recipe Smitten Kitchen Thank you. It was well received by all. Yummy!

I'll be trying to catch up on commenting real soon. XXXOOO.