Friday, April 30, 2010

Being that 69 is my most favorite number and all....Chicken Marengo..Sweet and Sour Kielbasa

Chicken MarengoSweet and Sour Kielbasa
Being that 69 is my most favorite number ever and all I decided to COMEback today.. 69 days after my last post. I thank you for all your concerns while gone, all the supportive emails such as..Run out of lubricant??UH NO LIKE NEVER!!!

Your snowman's penis melted, I HAVE ONE HOT TALENTED MOUTH

Did your FFH's kielbasa break, Batteries run out?

Get back up on that horse and ride like a rock star,HUH?

Come back.. I can't masturbate without you (CREEPY HUH) , and the like..

My blogging lapse has been due to yet another move. We are now settled in our new home and I aim to get back on track again, and back into introducing myself to my new neighbors in only ways that I can. More on that in a future post.

Yes, yes, yes, new neighborhood means NEW UPS man, NEW mailman, NEW police... oh please frisk me..I have many hiding spots.. please.. and.. oh my freaking lord!! NEW firemen!!Hey, tongues back in mouth ladies, that is MY MAN!! He is not a random hottie.. that be my hubby!The fighter of flames himself.. .. EEEHMM anyhow..HOT New landscapers, and the like. I have many interesting stories for ya, hold on to your crotches, or hold on to HIS..OH yes...Lumpage is the bomb! I'll get there, but for now just wanted to say hi, and show ya Ive still been cooking.

How bout this tasty weeknight dish? Sweet and Sour Kielbasa. It is definitely half hour from stove to table and packs a most flavorful punch.

Let's talk kielbasa first, shall we?Oh I apologize.. , but I just get turned on by the mere length and feel of the kielbasa.. My Goodness, merci me.. Just look at it.. Look at it, and Look again.. Does it not just make you want to FRANTICALLY squat up and down up and down , and up and down again, facing both front and backwards??? I so want a teeshirt that says eat kielbasa.. I want everyone to know kielbasa is a good way, a damn good way to practice your deep throat technique..

Anyhow.. Maybe you just wanna cook with it.. So may I suggest, gathering these,Cutting up your sex toy.. I mean kielbasa..

Sauteeing these, adding a sauce,Cooking it down, then adding the kielbasa,Mix and cook a few Throw in some pineapple,Cook some more, then serve with rice..This is nice... Or maybe you just might want to make this instead?

Chicken Marengo by Melissa D'Arabian? Original Here.. Begin by cuting up your veggies,and flouring your cutlets, seasoning them with salt and pepper.Fry them for a few until lightly golden.Saute your veggies and add some tomato paste to cook out the rawness.. then add the wine to deglaze,then add the beef broth and the tomatoes. Once it comes to a bubble add the chicken back in for about three minutes, then stir in the butter. Serve.I'll be back on a more reguar basis, Have I got things to tell you!! XXXOOOXXXOOO with multiple orgasms on top to you all..

Chicken Marengo

Delicious weeknight dinner from Melissa D'Arabian

See Chicken Marengo on Key Ingredient.

Sweet and Sour Kielbasa

Delicious weeknight dinner..

See Sweet and Sour Kielbasa on Key Ingredient.

56 comments:

  1. You're back with a BANG! Another new home? Details! So glad you're okay and looking forward to more of our great recipes...which these two are. xoxo

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  2. I am so glad I subscribed to your blog! You crack me up!

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  3. It's 65 degrees outside, the sun is shining...but what could make my morning better other than a new post from you! Seriously. Made. My. Day. Congrats on the new move! I KNOW you are going to be a huge favorite among the new neighbors...are you sure you can't relocate again...say...next to me?

    Nothing kielbasa for your comeback. it really is all too fitting :P

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  4. SOOO glad you're back, Donna! You were missed terribly!

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  5. I'm the first. Now, this is exciting. Welcome back. It has been super boring for those 69 days. Lives changed without you. (I won't go into that.)

    We also missed your recipes. They are always practical and tasty.

    Waiting to read lots more.

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  6. So glad you're back! We've missed you and your saucy posts :) Glad to hear everything's ok and hope you are settling into your new place. Can't wait for more delicious recipes and titillating talk ;) xoxo

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  7. i always feel hungry and dirty (in an excellent way) when i read your posts. welcome back! were those 69 days good for you? ;)

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  8. Donna, you are a naughty lady! I was blushing the entire time i read this!
    LOL

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  9. YAY! I'm so glad you're back, Donna! I missed you!

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  10. i'm so thrilled that your back! sounds like you've had a lot going on! this looks wonderful, i love the sweet and sour kielbasa!

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  11. My Favorite hooochi whats shaking momma! nice grub!

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  12. Yeah! Donna's back, and clearly your readers are ready for more. :) Congrats on your move! And thanks for sharing that sweet and sour kielbasa. That's a new way to eat it.

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  13. Donna, welcome back! So nice to see you back online! Wonderful dishes!

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  14. Hooray!! I was so excited to see you posted!! I bet your new place is really nice...you'll have to share some pictures with us:D We have all really missed you!!
    So funny you came back on the 69th day.
    I'm definitely down with the kielbasa, looks large and in charge - LOL!

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  15. Welcome back, Donna! I've missed you! Much love and luck to you in your new home! And, wow, what a come back. Kielbasa ... of course!!!

    xoxoxo
    Diva

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  16. Glad to have you back, Donna. You've been missed in the blog-o-sphere. Good to know that you're doing well.

    Now you've got me craving for some kielbasa. I mean the food variety. It is lunch time as I write this. hahahaha...

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  17. Donna, how nice to see you back with some great dishes again!

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  18. Welcome back Donna. I missed your entertaining blog. I was wondering where you had gone. The sweet and sour kielbasa sounds awesome.

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  19. welcome back. really missed your posts. Nice recipe and fantastic photos :)

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  20. So glad you are back! Both those dishes look simply amazing!

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  21. back with a bang, and that's putting it lightly! you and your humor were missed, milady. :)

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  22. 69 days---hot talented mouth---keilbasa a good way to practice your deep throat---deglaze with white wine(the bottle looked like you got deglazed)---cut up the sex toy(you have some to spare)---the QUEEN is back. _______ oh how's the new book cumming . what's the title--- HOW TO STAY WET WTHOUT GOING IN THE WATER---.

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  23. Welcome back my friend! I cant wait to hear what you have to tell us!!!!

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  24. Oooh - spicy dish! Love kielbasa - love the post. Welcome back to blogosphere! (Where all things possible)

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  25. Love you. Missed you. SO glad you're back! And what a perfect day for it all :-)

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  26. OMG! I think we were all wondering if you were ever going to return. Thank God you did. Life in the blogosphere was getting a bit dull. Just curious, did you stay in NJ? Can't wait to hear more about the move (which is always so much fun, ugghh), the neighborhood and the house. Hope all of you are adjusting well. Back with a bang it is. I do love my kielbasa ;D
    Welcome back.

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  27. Thank goodness you are back!!! It has been a bit boring in blog-land without you!!!

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  28. Both tasty treasures! Love that you're still living up to the title of this blog. : ) Glad you're back. I missed ya!

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  29. Oh my hell! You're back!!! And I'm gone!!! Well...not completely...but not blogging anymore. (sniff)

    I'm still a little sad about it...but I'll live.

    Great to see you back, though!!!

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  30. wow, I have to know details, email me if you can! I was so worried about you, and excited, yes you got me excited when I saw your post!

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  31. welcome back donna!! we missed ye tasty recipes!!!

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  32. OMG, is that you...Donna? Oh, can't believe it you're back! Welcome home, daaaaahling!

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  33. Hi Donna. It's great to have you back to the blogging world. I've missed your great recipes and spicy posts. Happy to read that you're settled into your new home.

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  34. Yay, I'm so glad you're back Donna!! We missed you!

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  35. Yeah - Donna's back!! Both recipes look mouth watering delicious.

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  36. I'm so glad to see you back! I've missed you :)

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  37. Yay, the girl is back!

    Quit cutting up sausages, it makes me wince and cross my legs.....

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  38. Helllooooo Donna!!!!! I'm so glad you are back. I've missed your funny, sexy and spicy posts and stories. I've missed your wonderful recipes too! You'll have to tell us all about your new neighbors and move!!! Welcome back girlfriend!

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  39. Donna, I'm so glad you're back! We missed you. :) Everything looks incredible, I'm dying to make that sweet and sour kielbasa!

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  40. Welcome back Donna. We've missed you. May I say that you haven't changed one little bit - thank goodness too. I'm looking forward to your new adventures and your handsome neighbors.
    Sam

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  41. Yayyyy, she's baaaccckk!
    We just moved, too. First to a little duplex until school is out, then from Kansas to Utah. I never want to move again.
    Can't wait to see/hear more from ya on the blog.

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  42. You're back! I'm so happy! This makes a rainy Monday so much more bearable.

    Lovely kielbasa photos, but in the case of that kielbasa, I'd rather eat it than look at it. Yummy looking recipe.

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  43. Hey, Lady! Glad to hear that things are settling down for you and that you'll be back to blogging and entertaining us with you crazy wit! :)
    xoxo
    ~ingrid

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  44. Glad to see ya back! Can't wait to hear the gossip!
    Both of these dishes look fantastic!

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  45. Hello Donna!

    Brussels calling! Welcome back,...I missed you to bits!

    The food aka the chicken dish looks so comforting & so flavourfull too!

    Kisses & hugs from Brussels, Belgium!

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  46. You're BACK, with a BANG!!! Gosh, I missed your crazy, sex-crazed posts .. And the food's pretty good too ;)
    So you moved again, eh? I have a big move coming up myself ... *sigh* .. can't say I'm looking forward to it .. never fun traveling with a baby AND a cat.

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  47. Glad to hear that you are back. You are HILARIOUS and brilliant.

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