Friday, April 30, 2010

Being that 69 is my most favorite number and all....Chicken Marengo..Sweet and Sour Kielbasa

Chicken MarengoSweet and Sour Kielbasa
Being that 69 is my most favorite number ever and all I decided to COMEback today.. 69 days after my last post. I thank you for all your concerns while gone, all the supportive emails such as..Run out of lubricant??UH NO LIKE NEVER!!!

Your snowman's penis melted, I HAVE ONE HOT TALENTED MOUTH

Did your FFH's kielbasa break, Batteries run out?

Get back up on that horse and ride like a rock star,HUH?

Come back.. I can't masturbate without you (CREEPY HUH) , and the like..

My blogging lapse has been due to yet another move. We are now settled in our new home and I aim to get back on track again, and back into introducing myself to my new neighbors in only ways that I can. More on that in a future post.

Yes, yes, yes, new neighborhood means NEW UPS man, NEW mailman, NEW police... oh please frisk me..I have many hiding spots.. please.. and.. oh my freaking lord!! NEW firemen!!Hey, tongues back in mouth ladies, that is MY MAN!! He is not a random hottie.. that be my hubby!The fighter of flames himself.. .. EEEHMM anyhow..HOT New landscapers, and the like. I have many interesting stories for ya, hold on to your crotches, or hold on to HIS..OH yes...Lumpage is the bomb! I'll get there, but for now just wanted to say hi, and show ya Ive still been cooking.

How bout this tasty weeknight dish? Sweet and Sour Kielbasa. It is definitely half hour from stove to table and packs a most flavorful punch.

Let's talk kielbasa first, shall we?Oh I apologize.. , but I just get turned on by the mere length and feel of the kielbasa.. My Goodness, merci me.. Just look at it.. Look at it, and Look again.. Does it not just make you want to FRANTICALLY squat up and down up and down , and up and down again, facing both front and backwards??? I so want a teeshirt that says eat kielbasa.. I want everyone to know kielbasa is a good way, a damn good way to practice your deep throat technique..

Anyhow.. Maybe you just wanna cook with it.. So may I suggest, gathering these,Cutting up your sex toy.. I mean kielbasa..

Sauteeing these, adding a sauce,Cooking it down, then adding the kielbasa,Mix and cook a few Throw in some pineapple,Cook some more, then serve with rice..This is nice... Or maybe you just might want to make this instead?

Chicken Marengo by Melissa D'Arabian? Original Here.. Begin by cuting up your veggies,and flouring your cutlets, seasoning them with salt and pepper.Fry them for a few until lightly golden.Saute your veggies and add some tomato paste to cook out the rawness.. then add the wine to deglaze,then add the beef broth and the tomatoes. Once it comes to a bubble add the chicken back in for about three minutes, then stir in the butter. Serve.I'll be back on a more reguar basis, Have I got things to tell you!! XXXOOOXXXOOO with multiple orgasms on top to you all..

Chicken Marengo

Delicious weeknight dinner from Melissa D'Arabian

See Chicken Marengo on Key Ingredient.

Sweet and Sour Kielbasa

Delicious weeknight dinner..

See Sweet and Sour Kielbasa on Key Ingredient.